HA HA HA!!!
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A: The Indianapolis Colts
Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell Jesus Christ.
Q: How do you keep an Indianapolis Colt out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Indianapolis in case of a tornado?
A: The RCA Dome. They never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What is the difference between the Indianapolis! Colts and a
dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: Did you hear Ashley Manning (Peyton's wife) is pregnant?
A: Peyton's protection broke down.
posted by YT @ 8:59 AM
2 Comments:
Your being a little rough on the home team aren't ya? I mean heck, stab them in the back why don't ya.
sorry homey, can't miss a chance to bee a stand upp comedian!!
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